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tata...

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Tata, volim te.

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Puno te volim, tata.

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Što je, Scotte?

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90, mama.

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U redu. Sjajno.

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Tata.

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volim te

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Što?

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Puno te volim, tata.

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Molim vas, možemo li dobiti Disney?

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prokletstvo.
Ne opet ovo sranje!

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Ne, ne trebamo
Jebeni Disney, Scott!

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Imamo kabel,
i to je dovoljno.

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Sva ova priča
Disney i CBS Max

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i seri na jebote
ekstremni premijer.

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Gdje će tome biti kraj?!

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Ravno u jebeni pakao,
to je gdje.

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idem na posao

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Sranje!

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Šupak.

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Mkay, djeco.
Ako možemo svi biti tihi, molim vas.

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Danas je vrlo poseban dan

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jer imamo novog učenika
koji se tek doselio u grad

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i počet će
njezine školske pustolovine

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ovdje u South Parku.

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Znam da ste svi
biti će vrlo ljubazan

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i neka se osjeća kao kod kuće.

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Pffff. Da.

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Pozdravite Sophie Gray.

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Bok ljudi.

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Hm... pa,
Doselio sam se iz Arizone.

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Stvarno volim nogomet,

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i volim
"Mandalorac."

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I, ovaj...

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Pretpostavljam jednu stvar o meni

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to bi moglo biti nekako drugačije
je li to...

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Imam dijabetes.

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Što reći?!

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Imam nešto što se zove dijabetes.

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To je uvjet da

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utječe na način na koji moje tijelo
prerađuje šećer.

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? hoćeš li se udati za mene?? To samo znači

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Moram provjeriti šećer u krvi
s vremena na vrijeme,

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a ponekad imam...

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? Kunem se da ću to ozbiljno?

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? Kažem, hoćeš li se udati za mene??

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... dio onoga što jesam.

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Oh! A imam i ponija.

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? Pjevanje...?

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Sranje, dečki!
Što ću?!

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O čemu?
O Sophie Gray!

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Ona je moj boo!
volim je!

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Što bih trebao
da joj kažem?

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Scotte, ne možeš biti
sa Sophie Gray.

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Ona ima dijabetes.

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ja znam!
Zato je savršena!

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Ne, Scott,
Ako ti i Sophie dobijete dijete,

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imat će super dijabetes.

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nisam siguran,
ali prilično sam siguran

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koji uzrokuje krater
na Zemlji.

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Ta djevojka je lijepa muha.

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Čim je rekla
ona gleda "Mandalorian",

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malo mi je smetalo.

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Ako želiš biti
s novom djevojkom,

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imat ćeš
jaka konkurencija.

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Shvaćaš? S-ukočeno...

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c-c-c-c...

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natjecanje.

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But she has diabetes!

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Vi uvijek pucate na mene
za dijabetes!

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You guys always rip on
ja zbog dijabetesa.

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I'm Scott Malkinson.

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Oh, ne!
Not this time!

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You assholes aren't ruining
Scott Malkinson's life again!

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Ja preuzimam kontrolu,
razumiješ?

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I'm taking control,
you understand.

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- Ja sam Scott Malkinson.
- I have diabetes.

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? Mogu li namirisati kemikalije?

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Hey, Clark.
Clark, you there?

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This is Clark. Samo naprijed.

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Da, hej. ja mislim
we actually have a job.

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The Stotches need their
cable box looked at.

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u redu I'm on it!

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Now, listen, Clark.

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Part of why
we're losing customers

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is because people say
our service is slow.

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Ne brini.
Bit ću tamo što prije mogu!

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Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?

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Number 3 Value Meal.
No pickle.

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Oh. Pa konačno.

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The cable company
gave us a window

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of noon to 5:00
da se pojaviš.

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It's 5:15.

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Only 15 minutes late.

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Zbog toga bismo trebali prestati s kablovskom

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and just go to
streaming services.

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Oh! You want quantity
over quality?!

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Streaming services
are destroying our town!

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People don't watch and bond
over the same shows anymore.

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Everyone watches
something different.

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'Cause you got assholes
in Hollywood

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making little niche programs
for everybody.

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That's what you want?!

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Yeah, I think I do.

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Uh, bok.
You're the new girl, right?

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Just wanted to say, you know...

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welcome to the school.

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Oh, hvala!
That's really nice of you.

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I was wondering if,
maybe sometime,

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pa, mogao bih ti pokazati okolo,
ako ti treba.

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Wow! To bi bilo super.

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Par drugih momaka
ponudio, također.

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Da.

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Puno momaka ovdje
are posers, though.

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Moraš biti oprezan. To je smiješno.

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Another one of the guys
said that.

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He was the tall kid
takve haljine kao ti?

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Oh, da.
He's a total poser.

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prokletstvo.

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Fucking assholes.

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Da, i moj tata zapravo
i dalje živi u Scottsdaleu.

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Scottsdale.
I love it there.

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Hey, Sophie.
kako je

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Aah!
Pazi, kretenu.

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Imam nešto stvarno
važno je da ti kažem, Sophie.

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Ne može čekati.

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Oh, u redu.
Vidimo se, ha?

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Da.
Naravno.

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Dakle, um...

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Imate dijabetes, zar ne?

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Da.

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ja...

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imati dijabetes.

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Oh.

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dakle...

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što želiš sada učiniti?

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dakle...

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Koja je tvoja omiljena hrana
da ne možeš jesti?

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Moji vafli.

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Hm...nisam
stvarno razmišljao o tome.

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Oh...

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Gledate li
"The Mandalorian" na Disneyju?

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Oh, uh, da.
Naravno.

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Volim "The Mandalorian!", zar ne?

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To je najbolja stvar iz Ratova zvijezda
budući da je "Carstvo".

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Snima sve nove filmove
izgledati kao pseće govno.

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Da.
Kao glupo pseće govno.

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hej
Ti si nova djevojka, zar ne?

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Zauzeta je!!

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Hej, hoćeš li
gledati novu epizodu u petak?

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Mogli bismo to gledati zajedno
ako želite.

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O moj Bože.
Voljela bih to.

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U redu. Odmah ću doći
kad počne strujati!

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Oh!

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pa...

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Stvar je u tome... mislim...

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Timmy!

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ona je zauzeta,

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i ona gleda "Mandalorian"
u mojoj kući!

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Timmy...

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Pogledaj to.
Izgled!

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240 kanala

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svega što želimo gledati.

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Nema računa.
Nema jebenih lozinki.

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Samo čist, jednostavan, osnovni kabel.

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mama! Tata!
Pogodi što!

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Ne sada, Scott.

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Tvoja mama i ja uživamo
gledamo što god želimo

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i ne prijavljuje se ni na što.

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Ali, tata, postoji
ova nova djevojka u školi,

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a ona ima dijabetes!

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Oh!
To je divno, Scott!

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Da, i pogodite što?

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Ona želi doći
do naše kuće!

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Dakle, moramo nabaviti Disney!

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Ajme!
Ne opet ovo sranje!

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Odgovor je ne!

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Tata, molim te!
Ovo je moj život!

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Usluge strujanja
uništavaju

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naša kultura, Scott!

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Ljudi su dobili tisuću emisija
na dohvat ruke 24/7,

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pa sada Hollywood ima
da prave emisije unutar svojih emisija

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napraviti više emisija!

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Ali, tata,
što je s ljudima

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gledaju ono što žele gledati
kada to žele gledati?

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Što je ljudima

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gledaju što žele
kada to žele gledati?

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Ja sam Scott Malkinson.
Imam dijabetes.

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Nevjerojatno!

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Da, to sam ja.

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Vrijeme je da uzmemo sve ovo
servisi strujanja isključeni.

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Reci svim momcima
upoznajemo A.S.A.P.,

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u prozoru između 10:00 sati.
i 14:00 sati. u četvrtak.

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dovraga!
Gdje su?

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Ponestat će nam vremena!

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Gdje dovraga
jeste li bili?

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Dali ste nam prozor
od 10:00 do 14:00 sati

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1:50 je.

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Između 10:00 i 2:00

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ne znači da čekaš
do jedan jebeni pedeset!

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Vau.

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Što nije u redu s tobom?

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Ono što nije u redu je to
gubimo guzice

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ovim strujanjem
kurvini sinovi!

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Ne znam za vas,

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ali nisam radio cijeli dan
u tjednima.

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tako je.

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Ovi streaming servisi

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sve još treba internet
za strujanje, zar ne?

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I tko je sav taj kabel postavio

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te tvrtke
je li strujanje uključeno?

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Jesmo, jesmo.
Jesmo, jesmo.

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Tako je, jebeno jesmo!

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Mi smo serviseri kabela.

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Mi kontroliramo što ide
u ljudske kuće... nas!

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Vrijeme je da
radili smo zajedno

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i pokazati ljudima koliko
još nas trebaju!

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Da! Razdvojimo se
nasukani vodič!

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Skinimo izolaciju
uvlačni kabeli!

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Bill i Dave, dobit ćete zalihe
iz trgovine elektronikom.

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Kurt, pomozi Michaelu
hardver koji će nam trebati!

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Nađimo se na pauzi
između 16:00 i 19:00 sati!

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Da! Da!
Da! Da!

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Gledate "Canada Ploos,"

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Vaš izvor za sve
Kanadska zabava!

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Oh, to je baš cool.

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Koji kanadski program
biste li htjeli gledati?

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"Terrance i Phillip."
"Sestre Queef."

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"Terrance i Phillip."
"Sestre Queef."

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"Terrance i..."
"Kraljica Si..."

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Katherine, imam loše vijesti.

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Što je, Katie?

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Uf!

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prokletstvo.

237
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Moraš mi pomoći! Čime?

238
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S mojom djevojčicom!
Ona mi je sve, brate!

239
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:51,137
Ali da je impresioniram,
Moram nabaviti Disney.

240
00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:53,241
Kako to mogu dobiti bez
kreditna kartica mojih roditelja?

241
00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:54,827
Ne želiš
petljaj se s tim.

242
00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,965
Jednom si imao djevojku, Eric.

243
00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:58,827
Ti i Heidi ste bili zajedno
dugo vremena.

244
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,724
Znate koliko je ovo važno!

245
00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:03,655
Želiš moj savjet.

246
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,034
Bolje ti je, Scotte.

247
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,206
Neka neka druga budala
da mu je život uništen.

248
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,448
O čemu pričaš, ovaj...

249
00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:10,206
znate li
što je ljubav, Scott?!

250
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,862
Reći ću ti jednu stvar...
nije sretan kraj

251
00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:13,241
koje su nam Disneyevi filmovi obećali.

252
00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:17,034
Postoji samo frustracija
i ljutnju i bol.

253
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:20,862
Odnosi
su dijabetes puta 10.

254
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,206
Mogu se nositi s dijabetesom.

255
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,172
Mogu se nositi s vezom.

256
00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:26,275
Fino.

257
00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:28,310
Reći ću ti kako
dobiti Disneya.

258
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,655
Ali kad vam se prohtije
ubiti se za dvije godine,

259
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,758
nemoj to činiti preda mnom.

260
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,620
u redu

261
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,206
Učinimo ovo.

262
00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:58,586
Dave? Dave, imaš sve
iz trgovine elektronikom?

263
00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:01,068
Ne još.
Još radim na tome.

264
00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,793
Pa, koji kurac
radiš li

265
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:05,379
Dao si mi prozor podne
do 3:00 da dobijete sve.

266
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:06,620
Tek je 2:45!

267
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,103
Prokletstvo.

268
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,482
Možemo li dobiti predstavu
na cesti ovdje, ljudi?!

269
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:13,275
Kurt,
imaš li razdjelnike za kabele?

270
00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:15,724
- Ha?
- Prokletstvo!

271
00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:17,758
Nabavite jebene kabelske razdjelnike!

272
00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,413
Računi za strujanje.

273
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,620
Računi za strujanje
i lozinke.

274
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,517
Računi za strujanje.

275
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,724
Lozinke.

276
00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,103
Uh, hej.

277
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:40,896
hej

278
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,586
Što se događa?

279
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,034
Uh, rekao mi je Eric Cartman

280
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,241
imate pristup
na račune za strujanje?

281
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,689
Možda i hoću.
A možda i nemam.

282
00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,137
Jesi li policajac?

283
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:52,655
Ne, ja sam Scott Malkinson.
idem u tvoju školu.

284
00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,965
Nikad čuo za tebe.

285
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,517
Zar nikad nisi čuo
druga djeca kažu,

286
00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,551
"Ja sam Scott Malkinson.
imam dijabetes?"

287
00:13:58,551 --> 00:13:59,931
Pa, ja sam Scott Malkinson.

288
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,620
o da

289
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,034
Pa, u tom slučaju...

290
00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:05,103
Hulu, Netflix, HBO Max.

291
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,793
Imam sve račune
i lozinke koje trebate.

292
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,103
Ne, trebam Disney račun.

293
00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,034
Oh, želite dobre stvari.

294
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:14,379
To je skupo.
Teško pronaći.

295
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,620
Što, uh...
tražite li trgovinu?

296
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,965
Imam dvije 16 igle
kutije inzulina.

297
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,689
Oh.

298
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:29,862
O Bože!

299
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,379
Oh!

300
00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:34,551
Da.
To je prilično dobro sranje.

301
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,793
u redu
Izvoli.

302
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,689
Disney račun i lozinka.

303
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:47,793
u redu

304
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:50,448
Imam statički spojnik
spojen na RF prekidač!

305
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,275
Poništili ste BT ruter,
Dave?

306
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,379
Da. Da.
Mislim da je to to.

307
00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:57,000
U redu.
Bacimo pulsni kabel!

308
00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:04,517
Da!
Mislim da je to dobro!

309
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,689
O, Bože.

310
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:16,344
Hej! Bok. Sophie.

311
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,655
Emisija se počinje emitirati
za dvije minute!

312
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,862
Moram dobro paziti
kada počne strujati.

313
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:22,068
Mrzim spojlere!

314
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:23,310
I ja isto!

315
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,000
Ovo će biti sjajno mjesto
gledati ga!

316
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Uh-oh.

317
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,379
Hej, imaš li malo soka
ili tako nešto?

318
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,000
Šećer mi je malo nizak.

319
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,689
O moj Bože.
jako te volim

320
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:32,896
ha?

321
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,000
Uh, izvoli.

322
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,827
Imam puno sokova
stoji pored.

323
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,517
odlično!

324
00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:40,517
Mmm! U redu! Vrijeme je!
Stavi ga.

325
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:41,724
Oh-ok!

326
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:47,620
O moj Bože. O moj Bože.
O moj Bože.

327
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,827
Da, da, da, da!

328
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:54,931
hej
Što se događa!

329
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,310
Ne znam.

330
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,206
Ovo je stavka broj 4-5-7...

331
00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,827
Možete li ga vratiti?

332
00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:03,413
nije...
radeći.

333
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:06,517
Pogledaj ove
prekrasne naušnice...

334
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,310
- Ne znam što se događa!
- Bit će sve u redu!

335
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,586
Taj klinac Jimmy me pozvao
gledati u njegovoj kući!

336
00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:15,586
hajde

337
00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:16,758
Oh, ne! Ne Jimmy!

338
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:17,862
Zaljev! Zaljev!

339
00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,551
Vrati se!

340
00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:24,517
Sada se vratimo na "PC bebe."

341
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,241
"PC bebe"?
Što je ovo dovraga?

342
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:31,862
Vrati ga na
"Mandalorijanac", Jimmy.

343
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,517
Nitko ne voli
"PC bebe."

344
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:36,137
Pokušavam, ali nešto je
nije u redu s televizorom.

345
00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,068
... karatnog zlata.

346
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:40,310
Ovo je sranje.
Daj mi tu stvar.

347
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,310
Ti gledaš
"Kanada Ploos!"

348
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,551
dovraga!

349
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:50,448
Oh. Bok, Sophie.

350
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,586
I Scott.

351
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,551
hej Nadam se da je još u redu
doći preko.

352
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:56,068
Naravno.
Uđi unutra.

353
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:57,965
Hej, pogledajte tko je ovdje, momci.
Sophie je.

354
00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,413
I Scott!

355
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,758
Bok, Sophie.

356
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,586
Oh, ne. Vaše usluge strujanja
također zabrljate?

357
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,482
kako to misliš
Ovo se ne događa samo ovdje?

358
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,275
Ne. Samo smo bili
u Scottovoj kući,

359
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,206
i to je bila ista stvar.
Ovo je strašno.

360
00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:10,586
Hej, ne brini, Soph.

361
00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:12,448
Možemo to gledati zajedno
u Tokenovoj kući.

362
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,275
Njegova obitelj ima najbolje
AV oprema.

363
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,275
Oh, što se dogodilo s "djevojkama
su poput dijabetesa"?

364
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,862
Samo požurimo
i doći do Tokenove kuće.

365
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,344
Da. Hajde, Sophie.

366
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,655
I Scott!

367
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,241
Mi smo crnci -

368
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:27,241
Moderna obitelj
samo pokušavam proći.

369
00:17:27,241 --> 00:17:29,344
Problem su naši susjedi.

370
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,931
Mi smo Bijelci.

371
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:33,275
Nikoga nikada nije briga za loše stvari
dogoditi nam se više.

372
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,965
A stvari postaju sve gore.

373
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:39,000
Jer u ovom gradu je
"Bijelci i crnci",

374
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,655
na Amazon Prime.

375
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:45,034
Što do...? Što nije u redu
s ovom glupom stvari?

376
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:46,931
Ne znam ni koga da zovem.

377
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,482
Evo, da pokušam nešto.

378
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:52,172
Evo dolazi.
Evo dolazi. Ššš

379
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,068
Kabel okruga Park.

380
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,896
Oh, tvoj streaming
ne radi? huh

381
00:17:56,896 --> 00:18:00,172
Bože, žao mi je, ali to je
stvarno nije naš problem...

382
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:01,758
Uh, gospodine, možete li pričekati?

383
00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:03,172
Dobio sam još jedan poziv.

384
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:04,896
Kabel okruga Park.

385
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:07,275
Nijedan od vaših servisa za strujanje
također rade?

386
00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:08,517
Ne brini.

387
00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:10,344
Ti i svi ostali
u ovom gradu

388
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,965
može računati na
svoju lokalnu kabelsku tvrtku.

389
00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:14,793
Doći ćemo riješiti problem.

390
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,448
U redu, dečki. Budimo
heroji koji su potrebni ovom gradu.

391
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:20,793
Da!

392
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,586
Ti gledaš
"Ljudi rakovi" na HBO Maxu.

393
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,551
Pa kažete da ovi
ljudi rakovi mutanti

394
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,448
izašao ispod zemlje,
i počeo jesti djecu?

395
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:43,482
Ne, ne, ne. "Ljudi rakovi"
je emisija koja je došla na TV

396
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:46,620
kad sam pokušavao gledati
"Stranger Things" na Netflixu.

397
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,034
Oh.

398
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:55,310
Mama, ne mogu gledati
Mandalorijanac BILO GDJE.

399
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,310
Oh, ne.
Događa li se i ovdje?

400
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,827
Tko su svi ovi dečki, Sophie?

401
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,448
Pozdrav, gospođo.
Ja sam Eric Cartman. Kako ste?

402
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,275
Bok.
moje ime je Jimmy.

403
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:06,862
- Clyde Donovan.
-Da, da.

404
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,827
Nikoga nije briga, Clyde.

405
00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,310
Pa, izgleda da nije ničije
streaming emisija večeras.

406
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,517
Oprosti, Sophie.

407
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,310
Nije mi žao kao meni, Sophie.

408
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,931
Najviše mi je žao, Sophie.

409
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:45,724
seronje,
prestani razgovarati s njom!

410
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,103
Scott?

411
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,448
Završio sam s time da vas sve uništim
živote moj! čuješ li me

412
00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,689
Gotovo!

413
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,862
Oduzeo si mi dostojanstvo
za sve ove godine,

414
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:56,068
ali nisi
uzimajući moju djevojku!

415
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:57,448
sta pricas
o tome, Scott?

416
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,241
Ja nisam tvoja djevojka.

417
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,448
nisi?

418
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:04,310
Uh-oh. Čini se da imaš nešto
pita na tvom licu, Scott.

419
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,827
Nisam ničija djevojka.

420
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,655
Upravo sam se jebeno doselio ovdje,
vi momci.

421
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:10,551
Mogu li dobiti vremena da se raspakiram
sranje u mojoj sobi?

422
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,655
Ali Sophie,
skroz si moj tip...

423
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:15,551
dijabetes tipa jedan.

424
00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:18,689
Scotte, ja sam više nego samo
moj dijabetes.

425
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,620
Pa nisam.

426
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,586
Ja sam Scott Malkinson.

427
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,689
Trebate bombonjeru?

428
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,448
Nizak si, zar ne?

429
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:56,586
Ovdje.

430
00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:00,000
Smrdi imati dijabetes,
ponekad, ha?

431
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,103
Čini se da ti ide dobro.

432
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:03,655
Još uvijek je sranje.

433
00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:05,620
Djeca ne znaju koliko
dodatno što morate učiniti

434
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,862
svaki dan samo da bude dobro.

435
00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,103
Da.

436
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,724
Drago mi je da postoji dijete
u mojoj novoj školi

437
00:21:10,724 --> 00:21:13,724
o kome mogu govoriti
dijabetes sa.

438
00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:16,000
Ne misliš
Ja sam čudan i odvratan?

439
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,862
znaš što ne mislim
ti si nešto čudniji ili odvratniji

440
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,517
nego bilo koji drugi dječak
u ovom gradu.

441
00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:24,896
Vau. To je nešto najljepše
itko mi je ikada rekao.

442
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,413
Žao mi je što ste propustili
tvoja emisija, Sophie.

443
00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:28,689
ne znam što se dogodilo,

444
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,862
ali nekako se osjećam kao
to je bila moja greška.

445
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:33,689
u redu je
Imao sam zanimljivu noć.

446
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:37,137
Mislim da mi se nekako sviđa
"Scott Malkinson Show".

447
00:21:46,586 --> 00:21:49,551
U redu, tu smo.
Mi... ah, sranje.

448
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:54,151
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